Author: Master Rhetorician

Professional Writer; BA English and Secondary Education, Marquette University; MA Japanese Language and Literature, University of Kansas; Certificate in Higher Learning, Derek Bok Department of Education, Harvard University; Certified Holistic Nutritionist and Health Coach, American Fitness Professionals and Associates; student of Ericksonian Hypnotherapy.

The Aggressor

Naj: The water doesn’t seem to drain well up there. Why doesn’t someone call a plumber?
Prisoners: Laughter
Card Player 3: Hey! Outside, I AM a plumber! And I know, that with the amount of thick curly black hair from all these beasts stuck in that drain, you’d need to use your sister’s lips to suck it out.
Naj: Did you say my SISTER?

Mr. Buffy Makes Friends

‘I don’t know what to do today,’ whined Mr. Buffy as he strrretched out on his cat bed early one morning. ‘It’s hard moving to a new place and wanting to play outside with friends, especially when you don’t even know anybody!’

BUZZIN

BUZZIN eliminates the buzz kills of buzzing in at every front desk you’ve ever hated. You’re on your way to … More

Mandarin Patisserie

Based on the harrowing real-life experiences of the author, this 500-page novel exposes the agony of being trapped in the ethereal vortex of Dubai, when things that should go right, simply do not. Mounting financial pressures lead to wicked scams, and even a jail escape – all actions that propel main character Vivek Alvares to find himself in a seemingly harmless safehouse, Mandarin Patisserie.Little does the hapless Vivek know that the tiny bakery hides a fake rough diamond trade. ‘ Mandarin Patisserie’ – just as you read in the name – is a place where ‘dreams die in a desert.’